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Why does one drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why is delivery by boat called a cargo and one by land called a shipment?
Why are there no seat belts on school buses?
When it comes time to pay a restaurant bill, why do we ask for a check?
Silly Joke #2
A Rabbi, a Pollock and a Clown walk into a bar...the bartender says, "Hey,
what is this...a joke?!"
Combo Laughs
If a policeman arrests a mime, does he have to read him his right to remain
silent?
Q: What do you get if a piano falls down a mine shaft?
A: A flat miner / minor.
Three of my friends drove into a lake in a pickup truck. The one driving,
rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned. Seems they
couldn't get the tailgate down.
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