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Answering machine



These are actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine answers.
 

  1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

     
  2. A is for academics, B is for beer, C soccer and boxing game One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

     
  3. Hi. This is John:
    If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
    If you are my parents, please send money.
    If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
    If you are my friends, you owe me money.
    If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

     
  4. "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep."

     
  5. "Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?"

     
  6. (From Japanese friend ) Hello! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you soon. If you leave *sexy* message, I call sooner!

     
  7. "Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."

     
  8. "Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."

     
  9. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

     
  10. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.


 

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