What do you think I am?
One day a wife says
to her husband, "Oh Honey do you have time to fix the sink?" Her husband
replies, "What do you think I am, a plumber?" The wife shakes her head and
lets it go.
The next day the wife says to her husband, "Oh Honey, do you have time to
fix the backdoor?" Her husband replies, "What do you think I am, a
carpenter?" Once again, the wife shakes her head and lets it go.
On a third day the wife says to her husband, "Oh Honey, do you have time
to fix the light switch?" Her husband replies, "What do you think I am, an
electrician?"
And on that reply she decided to call the retired widower next door.
On the fourth day the husband says to the wife, "I see you have fixed the
sink, the backdoor, and the light switch." The wife replies, "No Honey, I
called our next door neighbor and he made a deal with me." He said that if
I either bake him a cake or have sex with him, he would fix the sink,
door, and light switch. "So" the husband says, "What kind of cake did you
bake him?"
To that the wife replied, "What do you think I am, Betty Crocker?"