New CEO
A Company, feeling it was time for a shape-up,
hires a new CEO. The new CEO is determined to rid the company of all
unproductive workers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a young
chap leaning on a wall and relaxing. The room is full of workers who were busy
working, except for this guy.
The CEO decides to let his staff know that he
means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00
a week.........Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and
screams,
"Here's two weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't
come back!".
Surprised and in fear, the guy immediately
leaves.
Feeling pretty good about having fired his first
worker, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "
Does anyone want to tell me which department
that worker belonged to?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers
mutters,
"He was the Pizza Delivery guy from Domino's."
Heeeee heeee
heeee
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