Sardar Ji's Brain

In a brain selling centre, most brains were available for sums ranging from Rs. 1,000 to Rs. 1,00,000.

But one Sardar Ji's brain was being quoted at over a Million dollars.

Why is it asked somebody.

Well! A Sardar Ji's brain is very rare and we can get only one in about a million heads, came the reply.

 

 

Jigsaw Puzzle

Two sardarjis were in a bar partying like fools.

They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow.

They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir.

When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months!

"TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender.

"That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"

"Oh yeah?" says one surd. "On The box it is mentioned 2 - 4 YEARS!