Surd's Short Story
A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about
writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story
must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.
Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a story,
which was just one sentence and read : "Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a
child".
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all
the four ingredients !!
Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below: Oh God :
religion
My wife: sex
Going to deliver a child : Suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied : Who is the father? Sardarji was declared the winner for
writing the shortest story!